Friday, August 12, 2011
August signals the start of so many things. School starts back (yippee), the oppressive heat begins to relinquish its hold (not in South GA), fall is just around the corner and with it comes college football (Go Dawgs!), and each of these things hold different meanings for us. ‘Round my parts, August signals something quite different from the aforementioned joyous occasions, and the only meaning it holds is regret. Regret that I don’t have the desired arsenal to deal with things at hand: Critters.
These invaders are not of the common house pest variety. I could deal with flies, roaches, spiders (Ok I lie – ew, yuck & original arachnophob). The point is – a Google search is necessary when identifying our annual visitors. Things they have in common:
1. Always creep into our happy, normally bug-free (Thank you Astro) life in Early to mid-August
2. Always causing a moment, amidst the panic, of extreme curiosity & equal WTFocity of the unidentified specimen (one exception – read on)
3. Always come at you in a rather shocking and surprising manner. (read apparate right next to you causing you to scream and jump around thereby leaving neighbors no choice but to call 911)
4. Once initial contact has been made, they come back – just once a year, in early to mid-August to scare me right out of my pants.
Whether this is in honor of our Annual Augustinians or a sacrificial measure, I have dedicated a special section just for them to get cozy and randomly jump out to say “Hiiiiiiii”. Stay tuned for individual Tales of the Creep!